"Have you got any experience in computer-aided design?" asked the job interview.

"Yes," I replied. "Once I didn't sleep for four days because I was so preoccupied with how to decorate the interior of our living room. In my hysteria, I concluded that we'd need to spend £150,000 to fulfil my vision." "Okay...that's wonderful...But how does that bear *any* relation to computer-aided design?" "My wife bashed me over the head with a keyboard and made me see sense." **edit: interview*****er*** **(d'oh)**

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1. What’s worse than raining cats and dogs?

Hailing taxis……

2. Yo mama so stupid, she took a COVID test to see if she was pregnant

3. Yo mama so dumb, she lit her farts and burned down LA.

4. Yo mama so pale, your ass is transparent.

5. My child is non-binary

I don't dare ask them whether they are analog, octal or decimal.

6. I covered my entire house with gift wrap.

I want to live in the present.

7. "Dad", my son asked me, "Where do you find all of those awful 'Dad' jokes?"

In a dada base.

8. A young buddhist monk asked an old buddhist monk:

-can I ask you: how low should I bow my head when meditating, to reach Nirvana ? -old monk: "*hello, hello, hello, how low*" ? -young monk: "*I found it hard, it's hard to find Oh well, whatever, nevermind*" -old monk: eh, these young monks change their mind so quickly, he "*smells like teen spirit*" -young monk: that"s not true! -old monk: "* A denial, a denial, a denial, a denial, a denial, a denial, a denial, a denial, a denial*" Quotes taken from the song " Smells like teen spirit" by "Nirvana" 🎼🎵🎶🎸🥁🎸 https://youtu.be/hTWKbfoikeg?feature=shared written by David Grohl, Krist Novoselic, Kurt Cobain (+1994), All rights reserved © BMG Rights Management, Kobalt Music Publishing Ltd. ps. please pray 🙏for California and all other places which need rain 🌦️, and for the victims of the fires and other catastrophies...

9. A guy goes to the psychiatrist wearing a trash bag.

He says, “Boy am I GLAD to see you!”.

10. What did the Buddhist monk say to the hotdog vendor?

"Make me one with everything."

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